No blog, no sex

In an effort to encourage me to revive this blog, my wife has imposed this “No blog, No sex” rule. The rule is simple: I am supposed to blog at least once a week in exchange for love-making. The hornier I get, the more blog entries I get to post. I don’t know where the hell she got this idea (but I think it must have been from one of her blogger friends: Abe, Noemi, Javyee, Rico.) I’ve always wanted to become a blogger ever since Gail, my wife, has introduced me to this sport a couple of years ago. I just did not have the time and I guess proper motivation to keep going. Attending the Blog Parteeh (wherein our web design company Sheero Media was one of the sponsors), made me realize how amazing Pinoy bloggers are and that blogging is by itself a worthwhile venture. This is the end of this blog entry, bye for now. Time for me to claim my prize. Arrrghh!! Meeowww!!

Saturday, February 3rd, 2007 Blogging

65 Comments to No blog, no sex

  • noemi says:

    hehe nice idea. But the idea didn’t come from me. mwahaha! It should worth the blogging right?

  • Rico says:

    That isn’t a nice idea! (No offense Noemi) Blogging under pressure is never a good thing! πŸ˜†

    And the idea didn’t come from me too; I’d never wish such a “steep” requirement on a fellow dude. πŸ˜†

  • jayvee f. says:

    mark,

    i will confess. that suggestion came from me πŸ˜€

  • Gail says:

    About time!!! Para naman ma-monetize ko na tong blog na to πŸ˜›

    Jayvee: told you! Told you I WILL give that ultimatum if he still doesn’t blog πŸ˜€ Desperate times call for desperate measures! LOL

  • Kiven says:

    bwahahahaha i can picture my post now

    “Villanuevas blog for sex.” lol

  • jayvee f. says:

    @marc: sorry dude, but your wife was asking for creative suggestions on how to make you blog … so … i can be rather creative πŸ™‚ i didnt know she would push through!! πŸ˜€

  • jun says:

    i don’t really know what to say…. it must have been the chocolate you ate… or the Friday night traffic.

    I don’t know if we are to digg this or not… maybe that way, the traffic you get will be enough for monetization… And maybe you and Gail can go back to being the normal honeymooners that you are.

    are the servers up to it?

  • Miguel says:

    No wonder many men get Erectile Dysfunction… Performancing Anxiety!

    Go Villanuevas!

  • asdfsdf says:

    That is cool but I masturbate…

  • Jaypee says:

    I’m glad I don’t have this issue at home. Hehe
    Go Marc! You can do it! πŸ˜€

    Btw, I’m the third person to Digg this story.

  • asdfsdf says:

    How many guys in here masturbate? I know at least someone does… I hope people dont avoid this question.

  • asdfsdf says:

    How many guys in here masturbate? I know at least someone does… I hope people dont avoid this question.

    It sounds like someone isn’t satisfying his woman… Otherwise she would not enforce that rule and she would be wanting sex… haha..

  • Marc says:

    I’m kinda new to blogging… Is ASDFSDF some sort of spam? A spam who loves to masturbate…

  • Mike Lopez says:

    LOL. Good thing my wife doesn’t care much about blogging. Otherwise, a similar rule might be imposed on me as well. Wehehehehe.

    Now, do syndicated content count?

  • jomar says:

    Dugg! We should do this more often. I wonder if the digg engine will say:

    If attendee of blogparteeh = TRUE, allow diggs to flock.

    : )

  • asdfsdf says:

    This is not spam… masturbating is good… keeps you away from STD… Like I said if you were satisfying your woman she would not resort to the no blog no sex… at you have the option to masturbate… Do not tell me you have not masturbated before…. If anyone has masturbated please let us know… how about that for a topic?

  • WiLL says:

    Hahahaha. That’s a nice motivator. I wonder if it works the other way around. πŸ™‚ Btw, is there a rule you can make, like, if it’s only a one-liner post, they only get a quickie? Or the works for a very good post? Hehehehe.

  • asdfsdf says:

    @Marc

    If you cannot write a blog post and if I am able to write a blog post will your wife be up for allowing me to bang her…. How about that for a indecent proposal?

  • markku says:

    Marc, now that’s what I call professional blogging! πŸ™‚

  • ade says:

    @ asdfsdf:

    Retard.

  • Ronnie says:

    Well you could see it this way…

    She won’t be going to such “extremes” if she doesn’t want you to succeed… πŸ˜€

  • Carlo says:

    @ Will.

    Why? Are you gonna impose the same rule? Hahahahaha…

    Good thing I don’t have a wife yet.

  • Gail says:

    @ADE: touche πŸ˜€

  • bimbo says:

    Hahahaha, hala marc, what did you do to Gail, you turned her into a monster! hahaha.

    Motivation indeed, buti na lang wife ko ok na sa bit torrent hehe

  • of course, marc has an option of looking for other woman just for the sex… but if marc really love gail, then this policy will be followed… you must blog first before sex….

  • ron says:

    Dugg!

    Hehe. Good luck!

  • Nick says:

    I feel for you bro! I feel for you…

    I would’ve counter-offered, no blogging for her until you two had sex… I’m sure you would’ve been able to spring for a better sentence..

  • ade says:

    I can just imagine Marc coming home and with a faux-french accent, he goes over to Gail and says:

    “My dear, I just finished ten blog entries todauy. Ten. Tomorrow I write twenty.”

  • retz says:

    where’s d digg button… πŸ˜€

  • rose says:

    hehe./. that cool!

    i wish my asawa is a blogger too πŸ˜› hahaha

  • dimaks says:

    I saw this post from a blog link.. i like the idea πŸ™‚

    Now get those blog entries coming and more prizes to come.. i like this concept hehe

  • marc, my sympathies. look at the bright side — gail didn’t think of will’s idea of length of post vis-a-vis quality of bedroom session.

    (of course, gail’s empowered to change her mind, to ensure that you don’t make ten one-liner posts and tell her you made ten posts *winks at gail heh heh)

  • Mae says:

    hahaha good luck!!! hehehe πŸ˜€

  • WiLL says:

    I just had to make a counterpart for the opposite sex. πŸ˜€

    http://gormful.com/2007/02/06/why-blog/

  • Last night your blog was unavailable. Digg efect?

  • marcvill says:

    @THOUGHTS IN BINARY: I guess yes!!! My hosting provider was kind enough to fix my site. Thank you PlogHost.

  • Jaypee says:

    This kinda good you know..coz you can ask Marc about “it” w/o making him feel embarassed..all you have to say is “So how’s the blogging?” Hehe πŸ˜€

    I’m sure this would be a hot topic in the next blogger meet-up. πŸ™‚

  • Gail says:

    @Jaypee: I’m pretty sure it will be! I just hope you guys aren’t too cooped up with our “blog life” to participate in an upcoming big blog event πŸ˜€

  • Shari says:

    My sympathies. πŸ˜€

    @Jaypee – LOL. True.

  • raincoaster says:

    I post 5-12 times per day. Do you know a WHOLE LOT of single guys who’d be willing to help me impliment one of these “blog for sex” programs on my own blog?

  • Euri says:

    Haha! My sympathies as well.

  • Fucking cuckold. You’re going to let your wife blackmail you like that – THE MAN of the family? LMAO

  • Stiletto Girl says:

    Actually, I apologize for cursing and it was all in jest. Sorry!

  • mr nice ash says:

    Effective ba? Ibabawi kita sa wife ko… Ako naman mag-impose ng ‘NO BLOG. NO SEX’ sa kanya. para mag bloag na sya… hehehe…

  • Marcvill says:

    @stiletto GIRL: apologies accepted…

  • Mike says:

    Haha, I’m glad I’m not married to your wife.

  • bong says:

    blog for sex! sounds like a good topic for iblog3.

  • adel says:

    your wife is effective!!! see how many bloggers reacted on this post, i think you are pretty good that the rest, i mean, you have overcome your wife’s expectation i guess!